Spiking the punch bowl

Well the day had’t been the best so far with timing of the wedding being off, the photographer not showing up and sun refusing to come out on my special day. My mood was sour already.

Then at the reception my hubby I**** friends proceeded to get hammered. Being the resourceful gal that I am I went to the lobby and got a bottle of Dulcolax (a laxative) and promptly poured the whole thing in the punch bowl!

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  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA…..priceless

  2. I hope one of them sues you for poisoning them you filthy whore.

  3. Super Bridesmaid

    That’s horrible! Surely they weren’t the only ones drinking out of the punch bowl!

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