Birdezilla returns.

Posted on Jul 1, 2010 | 2 comments

My best friend got married a second time this spring. I don’t really like the guy she married and I told her so when they first met. On her wedding day she comes over to me and scolds me for ever saying something bad about him. She gave me angry glances during the entire wedding… talk about holding grudges.

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Wow. You are getting married to THAT?

Posted on Jun 23, 2010 | 3 comments

Well my best friend name Is Ulises Torner, and wow, he got married to this enormous evil chick. Their wedding was just amazing, but god as a being there for Ulises made me realize how crazy she was, she shouted at him whenever something wasn’t perfect, and she sweared like a pig, and god, when the ring went missing for 5 freaking minutes, she almost killed my poor friend and starting shouting at me, when I had nothing at all to do with it, everything was like that, then when it came to picking a cake, she tasted and was happy I was there aswell, and it tasted rather good, the day of the wedding she was histerical because the cake tasted “different”, and it didn’t, It was exactly the same, and she made such a mess over it.

I honestly can’t believe he got married to THAT.