Everyone is stealing my thunder

Posted on Jul 16, 2010 | 8 comments

I was supposed to be getting married this coming March but we cannot afford it and have to wait. We have been engaged since September! Then my best friend got engaged in May and is getting married before me! Plus, another friend has been dating a guy for like three months and THEY just got engaged and will probably get married before me. A girl I can’t stand who was in my sorority is getting married this weekend. Why does everyone get to get married before me??? Oh yeah, it’s because their daddies pay for it for them. It isn’t fair.

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My wife is Bridezilla! :D

Posted on Jul 7, 2010 | 3 comments

My wife is such a perfectionist! She wants everything to be perfect! She’s been like that ever since I met her but I was not bothered. She gets really anxious when things do not go her way! I can remember back on our wedding day, when the priest announced:

“You may now kiss the bride…”

I was not wearing my glasses at that time and my vision was really blurry, I could hardly make out which person wass which. It turns out that the old priest was slouching too much when I had to give her my kiss. So now you know, I kissed the wrong person! lol. She was outraged and totally humiliated that she ripped the flowers and violently battered my face with it, and she kept saying “OMG! You’re so gay! You’re so gay! I hate you! I hate you!” Something like that. Woah! Everyone had to calm her down. Believe me! It looked like she started world war 3!

I had to remind her, “baby I’m not wearing any glasses!”

She was literally stunned. I think she completely forgot about her fiancee’s blurry vision. Even so, she got over it, and gave me a passionate kiss! I think she was really cute when she went into a rampage though. I’ve never seen her like that.

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