Schizo Bride

Posted on Jul 1, 2010 | 2 comments

My friend got married 4 years ago in a beautiful wedding, but was miserable the whole time. She felt obligated to have her fiance’s cousin as her Maid of Honor, and she hated the girl. She was constantly trying to accuse her of sabotaging the wedding…dropping gum on the runner while walking down the aisle, purposely ruining her flowers and finally, during the reception, she trashed the newlywed suite and blamed it on her cousin in law. Unfortunately for her, the suite had a camera and caught her trashing her own wedding.

Birdezilla returns.

Posted on Jul 1, 2010 | 2 comments

My best friend got married a second time this spring. I don’t really like the guy she married and I told her so when they first met. On her wedding day she comes over to me and scolds me for ever saying something bad about him. She gave me angry glances during the entire wedding… talk about holding grudges.

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