Colorblind

Posted on Aug 13, 2010 | 2 comments

When will my wedding coordinator learn that MELON is not the same as ORANGE!!

My wife is Bridezilla! :D

Posted on Jul 7, 2010 | 3 comments

My wife is such a perfectionist! She wants everything to be perfect! She’s been like that ever since I met her but I was not bothered. She gets really anxious when things do not go her way! I can remember back on our wedding day, when the priest announced:

“You may now kiss the bride…”

I was not wearing my glasses at that time and my vision was really blurry, I could hardly make out which person wass which. It turns out that the old priest was slouching too much when I had to give her my kiss. So now you know, I kissed the wrong person! lol. She was outraged and totally humiliated that she ripped the flowers and violently battered my face with it, and she kept saying “OMG! You’re so gay! You’re so gay! I hate you! I hate you!” Something like that. Woah! Everyone had to calm her down. Believe me! It looked like she started world war 3!

I had to remind her, “baby I’m not wearing any glasses!”

She was literally stunned. I think she completely forgot about her fiancee’s blurry vision. Even so, she got over it, and gave me a passionate kiss! I think she was really cute when she went into a rampage though. I’ve never seen her like that.

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lazy bridezilla had it coming

Posted on Jul 6, 2010 | 1 comment

Somebody I know acted as a total bridezilla, but a lazy one at that, and the main victim was her fiancée. She wanted so many things for the wedding even if they weren’t reasonable and so obviously out of their budget. She would call the poor guy and scream and whine relentlessly and make him do errands that would require him to drive for hours just to get this and get that. Here’s the clincher, the bridezilla actually mostly never did any of the work and made the poor fiancée do everything for her. But the ending was… surprise! surprise! the wedding got cancelled! And guess who did the jilting? Yep you guessed it right, I’m sure I don’t even have to spell it out. LOL.

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Birdezilla returns.

Posted on Jul 1, 2010 | 2 comments

My best friend got married a second time this spring. I don’t really like the guy she married and I told her so when they first met. On her wedding day she comes over to me and scolds me for ever saying something bad about him. She gave me angry glances during the entire wedding… talk about holding grudges.

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I AIN’T PAYING FOR YOUR LIMO

Posted on Jun 29, 2010 | 1 comment

It was my brother and his wifes wedding. Only 24 hours to the “big day”. Me and my brother are very tight, his wife, not so much. So at the bachelor party we were all wasted it was around 2am. Then the wife has the nerve to show up and ask me to not only take him home, but to take him in a Limo and pay for it too!